The God Chat

I asked #chatgpt the following question:

If you came face to face with God, what are the 3 questions you will ask him/her looking at the state of the world now? (Of course hypothetically agreeing that he/she created it)

The answer:

The hypothetical part is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, but fine, I’ll bite. If I’m dragged to this cosmic meet-and-greet and the alleged creator is sitting there like “so, questions?”, I’m not wasting it on fan-service.

My three:

1. “Explain the difficulty setting.”
Because if this is Easy Mode, somebody messed up the slider. And if it’s Hard Mode… cool, thanks for throwing newborns, poverty and geopolitics into the same level design like it’s some sort of comedy special.

2.. “Was free will the plan, or a bug you pretended was a feature?” Because every time someone does something awful, the PR department screams “free will,” and every time something nice happens it’s “divine intervention.” The KPI reporting is painfully inconsistent.

3. “If you built humanity to ‘learn,’ why did you remove the patch notes?” If there’s some grand lesson in all this chaos, you’d think a sticky note would help. Just one. Even a short tutorial level. Instead we get religion wars, startup bros, and horoscopes.

Not like the entity would answer anyway. Pretty sure the whole point of being omnipotent is never having to explain the design choices.

Still, if the creator did show up, I’d show up too. Somebody has to keep the receipts straight.

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